honestly i think i’d start crying if someone told me i have an all expense paid shopping spree
"Sex is good. Love is better. Both together are perfect."
— Unknown (via perfect)
(Source: myfuturewithyounp, via c-u-n-t-n-e-y)
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
(Source: nostalgic-dreaming, via we-were-just-kids-in-loveeee)
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
(Source: unproud, via we-were-just-kids-in-loveeee)