May 2013
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
how to prepare for exams: cry
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
twist3d-kids:
chrissykilljoybitchtits:
inc-omparable:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint...
stayyoungatheart15:
rybroskeez:
cockringtoss:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…
pale-quadrant:
pale-quadrant:
pale-quadrant:
the other day my music theory teacher asked my class if we were tired and the whole class yelled YES so he flipped off the light switch and said “then go to sleep” and then just left the room omfg
more recently we got to class and he said to this kid isaac “you hungry?” and he was like yeah so everyone chipped in some cash and we just ordered...
