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rmacfar: to tha window to tha wall

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:30 -0400

to tha window to tha wall

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:19 -0400

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.

yesimbeyonce: If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:44 -0400

yesimbeyonce:

If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé

screams: queued! xx

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:17 -0400

screams:

queued! xx

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:30:00 -0400

bananapolisher: dave

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:28:53 -0400

bananapolisher:

dave

thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:28:32 -0400

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:27:28 -0400

howinternet: u ok

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:27:06 -0400

howinternet:

u ok

buttatosalad: IM CRYING

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:26:10 -0400

buttatosalad:

IM CRYING

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:26:01 -0400

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:24:48 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:23:24 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:50:48 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:49:47 -0400

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:48:40 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:47:49 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:41:28 -0400

laughterneverdies: casualfangirling: she-wants-the-doitsu: whendaybreaks: nicolasandthecage: whe...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:33:58 -0400

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god

slutwhat: fuck i actually never thought about this

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:05:38 -0400

slutwhat:

fuck i actually never thought about this